So, I tried to buy some shoes the other day. All I brought for work was my normal 2 inch heels and with all the walking / commuting / not having a car-ing, it was getting old really quickly. My feet are killing me by the end of the day! Tons of blisters and hurting spots. I really only like wearing flip-flops or sneakers, but even in business casual, they don't make the cut.
So, I went into this mall and tried three different stores, on a quest for some nice flats. Luckily they are still in style so there were plenty of designs and colors to choose from. I saw some I liked in one place and I asked the sales person (a 5'2", 90 lb, asian woman) to get me "bigggest size" in a couple pairs of flats...she brings back the "biggest size" and we proceed to try to shove my feet into them, while all the other shoppers (all 5'2", 90 lb, asian women, with size 5 feet) watch this 5'10", 100-some-odd lb honky trying to fit her monstrous size feet into the "biggest size", which, sadly, does not fit!! The sales woman was trying to convince me that they were OK even though half of my heel was hanging off the back of the shoe. I think she felt badly, because she told me I had to go to Central (another part of town) to buy "bigger" sizes.
So, instead I bought some make-up at another place to make me feel better (granted I do not need any more make-up, but when you are in the mood to buy something and then can't buy what you want, you still have to get something at the mall or else the entire mission is a failure!)
The next day, walking home from work I saw a big department store in Time's Square that was having a shoe sale. The name of the place was Lane Crawford, which although I think the name sounds like a fat woman's store, it is actually a pretty nice department store a la Bloomingdales. There I was again, amongst the petite ladies, scavenging thru the sale merchandise, shoes flying everywhere, slipping on, taking off, asking for other sizes....
Does this story have a happy ending? Will Bigfooterella finally find a fitting flat?
Yes! Lane Crawford had size 40 (size 9 in the US) shoes for Bigfooterella! And even better, similar to a shoe sale in the US where all that is left are the small size 5 and 5 1/2 in the good shoes, here in Asia, since everyone has the pretty petite small size 5 feet, so there are plenty of size 9's to go around! You just got to find a store that carries shoes that big!
In the end, I bought some pretty gold flats...going back tomorrow to search for more in other fabulous colors. My feet are smiling me right now.
Nothing to do with this story, but a really funny sign outside of the drug store in Lan Kwai Fong. Can you read the captions?
It says "We have BEER for you to drink, CIGAR for you to enjoy, PERFUME for your girlfriends, VIAGRA for your 'banana' become 'cucumber', Don't forget CONDOM for your safe sex, Otherwise.....DRUGS to heal you, If she insits 'No'....MELATONIN for you go to sleep. ENJOY YOUR NIGHT"
LOL! Love you & Miss you!