Well, one of the most important things about Thai culture is their undying love and loyalty to their king, His Majesty King Bhumibol, has been ruling the country for the past 60 years since he was 18 years old. Every Monday, and whenever else you feel like it, people wear yellow shirts to show their adoration and the color is prominently displayed on all pictures of him at various ages which are spread throughout the city. The country is extremely devoted to him and no one would ever speak out against or insult the King or his rulings. They play his theme song if you will before movies, similar to how we play the national anthem before sporting events. He is now 73 years old, LONG live the King!

The taxi cabs are hot pink, adding to the city's color. They are very concerned with security and before a taxi cab or any other car can enter into a hotel car port, security guards make the cars pull over, open the trunk and hood, and then use a mirror to search under the car for bombs. They do the same regarding ashtrays or wastes baskets - there are none to be found anywhere due to the same threat.
There are elephants, everywhere. The hotel where we stayed must have had 100 of them on the premises, in various forms. It was like elephant heaven (to my fellow Tufts alumni, "GO JUMBOS!!!") I took lots of elephant pictures.
I also have never seen as many women wearing the burkas (for those of you not familiar with the word, or if I spelled it wrong, it is the long cloak that some Muslim women wear over their entire face only exposing their eyes)! It is a pretty scary sight to turn the corner and see a group of these faceless eyes staring back at you. I even saw a few women with a metal one that looked almost like those groucho Marx glasses, nose, mustache thing that kids wear. Very sad and very controversial. You do get more used to seeing it after a while, but initially it does scare you like if you saw a ghost or something. Someone told me that the Muslims have been flooding into Asia more and more for their vacations because of the strong prejudices they encounter in Europe and the USA which is awful.
We had some wonderful meals while we were in Thailand. One of my favorite things we ate was

at the group dinner for the function I was there participating in called RSTechEd for South East Asia (SEA). They served us an appetizer called "Mieng Kam" and it consisted of a platter of eight difference items served with chaplu leaves which you then took and made like your own personal lettuce wrap. It is kinda hard to see but what you are looking at in the picture here are dried shrimp, diced lime (peel and all), ginger, peanuts, dried coconut, sliced chillies, red onion and a sauce. It was so delicious, all of the flavors combined together, I think I ate five wraps and it was just the appetizer course! I could only handle three chillies though, when I put four of them inside I almost died. Three is perfect. Another meal we ate was out at a traditional Thai seafood restaurant where we dined with the people from our Malaysia and Singapore offices.

The traditional drink they serve is a Nam Menow Soda, which is essentially a lime soda made from fresh lime juice and soda water. The limes are different here and much juicer. Sometimes they serve it straight up, and sometimes they give you a bottle of sugar water on the side to add your own sweetness as necessary. It is a great balance to the spicy food. Here is picture of what we ate at the seafood restaurant: starting at the bottom we have crab in curry sauce, whole sea bass fish cooked at your table on hot coals, the biggest grilled prawns I have ever seen, a green vegetable with garlic and soy sauce, crab balls (which look like pigs in the blankets), and shrimp balls and that is Thai fried rice in the middle. We also got to eat this favorite soup of mine which is a very hot and spicy shrimp soup with thai herbs, fresh cilantro and lemongrass, called Tom Yom Goon. I highly recommend it if they serve it a Thai places in the USA.

One night after dinner we decided to take an adventure and head out to the night market for some shopping. What we found was quite a bite more interesting. We went to the area called Patpong and there was a million places selling...Hmm, how do I put this as PG-rated as possible...Like Naughty by Nature said in their classic song "O.P.P.", the word I am looking for is "sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten". In between the market stalls selling everything from DVDs and Faux-lex watches, "Tiffany's" jewelry to elephant trinkets and Thai silk, there were men and women jumping out showing us menus for the go-go bars, touting the thrills awaiting you just along the sides. OK, insert that P word here for a sample of what was on the menu: P smoking a cigarette, P blowing up a balloon, P cutting a banana, P writing a letter, P blowing out candles and the ultimate show, the one which all of them use to lure you in, the "Ping Pong Show!". Anyone seen "Priscilla Queen of the Dessert"? I highly recommend it for the costumes, the drag queens and of course, the "Ping Pong" show. Ladies, if you are concerned that you are lacking the P talent of your Thai counterparts, don't worry because there is also a school you can go to to learn how to do the P tricks. I got a business card from one of the establishments (no, I did not go inside!) called Super P's and took a picture of the neon letters at another one called "P Collection". They also claim to have "cucumber shows", but they did not talk about those nearly as much!
In the end, I did actually do some shopping though, I bought a vase and this really cool three tiered tea light candle holder type thing which the opening bid was 1250 bhat but we bargained down to 1050 bhat for three of them! It is pretty. Maybe after I light it, I can have one of the talented P's come over to blow the candle out for me! Needless to say, after our adventures shopping in P town, we promptly returned home and showered! My friend Patti mistakenly called it Putang market the next day (as I said above, it is Patpong, but an easy mistake ; )
Once the weekend rolled around it was time to do some sightseeing. Patti and I went over to see the Grand Palace and the Reclining Buddha. The Palace was gorgeous, gold

and gems all over these buildings, I hope that some of it is captured in the pictures. This is also home of the Emerald Buddha which is one of the most visited sights in Bangkok. He is a small green Buddha that sits on top of a beautifully adorned shrine where people go to pay their respects. One of the coolest things about it is that he has three sets of clothes made out of gold which change with the Thai seasons (rainy season, hot season and cool season). Hey, Buddhas need to be climate controlled too you know! One of the nastiest things is that you are not permitted to wear shoes of any kind inside of any of Buddha's temples. I squirm at my desk thinking about it, but Patti made me take off my flip flops and go inside with all the millions of other feet. She said that I had to go because when else would I be able to visit our little green friend? So, I caved in and seized the day, but I made her carry my shoes in her back pack so that no one elses feet mistakenly walked away with them. And, yes, there was another round of showering and scrubbing after this experience as well!
After touring the Grand Palace we stopped over to see the "Reclining Buddha". He is 46 meters long, made of gold and is lying down to represent Buddhas passing into Nirvana. Yes, this is another place where you have to take your shoes off. I hope Buddha is happy I paid him a visit! Nothing has started to grow out of my feet yet, but I am watching closely...please send acid, athletes foot cream, and fungus remover asap.

The other great thing about Thailand is that there are a million massage places offering extremely affordable pampering. I went to this one place two different times. The first time I got a one hour foot massage which cost 250 bhat ($7. 58 USD). That is what you do if you are not sure of the quality and cleanliness of a place, start out with the foot massage. Barring the instrumental 80's 90's cheesefest love songs playing in the background, the massage was well worth the price of Starbucks. So, I went back the next day, and I got a Traditional Thai Massage (moving up in the world, this one was 300 bhat, or about $9 USD). They use every part of their bodies including arms, knees, elbows and feet, to step on you, stretch you and contort you into different poses. Some parts definitely hurt more than your traditional massage, but it was a cool experience for those who have a high pain threshold and don't mind people standing on you.

Back home in Hong Kong, we were able to move into our apartment! We are on the 19th floor of a 24 floor building in the "Central" area of town. It is a one bedroom unit with a bathroom, living room and open kitchen which looks more spacious compared to the other available layouts we saw around town. Plenty of room to throw the air mattress down for my visitors! There is also an additional "maids quarters" bathroom that is out in the hallway where we will be able to store bulky items like our giant suitcases and maybe winter clothes which we won't use the majority of the time here. Tony took care of most of the unpacking while I was away in Thailand and I think that we will be very happy here once we get settled in. I have way way way way too many clothes though, and will either have to give them all away or bring some back when I come to the states. Speaking of which, I am currently looking at making my first return journey in August for my beautiful cousin Shara's big wedding! Hurray!
Well, I can't wait to hear the comments back about my adventures in Thailand! Write soon and till next time, I Miss you and Love you!